I admire your clever ploy of circling the block like a hawk. Your cheerful little tune distracts me from homework as I crick my neck to watch you pass through the window.
You *knew* that you could best entice me by putting that chocolate coated chocolate-y chocolate thing on the side of your van. . .
I will RESIST! You will *not* be effective
Said homework is distracting me from blogging! (Hmm. . . Maybe it's the other way around. . .) ;)